Are all of your friends going somewhere cool this summer? Are you stuck in this place we call the greatest city of Ontario? Well, so am I! And I’ve started brainstorming some ridiculously awesome reasons to be happy about it!

First, there’s none of that annoying jet lag. That’s a big win… even if exam period totally did screw up your sleeping schedule to match that of London, England anyways…

Also, none of that having to go to new places! You get to stay comfortably settled in this place that you already know way too well. No surprises at all. Tourism? Please, have you seen all the tourist shops in Chinatown? You can get all the knick-knacks you want right here!

And, really, think of all the money you’re saving by not having to pay for plane tickets. And not having to buy fancy dinners at fancy restaurants in foreign lands. Also no need to pay for hotels! You get to cook, clean, and live right at home where you’ve always been, saving a lot of money in the process.

Also, don’t forget that there’s less of a chance for your plane to be the cause of another bird death! You wouldn’t want to be responsible for that now, would you?

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Gosh, I need to get out of here.

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