Where: Toronto Centre for the Arts
When: June 29-July 10; 7:30 pm Tuesday through Sunday with 2:00 pm matinee performances on Sunday, Wednesday & Saturday
Tickets: $40-65 Here , which is pretty cheap for a Broadway show!
Dancap productions brings 9 to 5: The Musical, with songs and scores by Dolly Parton to the North York Centre for the Arts for a short run from June 29 to July 10. This touring Broadway stage production of the 1980 film, Nine to Five, is a solid production of a mediocre play. The target audience for the show is, no doubt, the same crowd that enjoyed the Jersey Boys production that played in Toronto in 2009. I’ll warn you upfront that I don’t belong to that group; I had free tickets to Jersey Boys and just barely managed to sit through the bad music and the horribly sexist plot. 9 to 5: The Musical is orders of magnitude better, with phenomenal sets, great staging and lighting, good acting and singing and music that’s great – if you like that sort of thing – and still fun if you don’t (and I don’t) though ultimately dated.
9 to 5: The Musical is about three feisty secretaries who turn their fantasy of killing their “sexist, egotistical, lying hypocritical bigot” of a boss (Joseph Mahowald) into an almost-reality: they decide to kidnap him instead and reform the office while holding him hostage in his own house for a month. The women, all quite likeable, are Violet (Dee Hoty), the head secretary with enough business acumen to be running the place, if she weren’t a woman in the 1970s; Doralee (Diana DeGarmo) the voluptuous, blond bombshell, and Texan, whose beauty confuses people into forgetting she might have a brain; and Judy (Mamie Parris), the recently divorced ingénue and newcomer to office politics.
The production is quite dazzling with period costumes and very elaborate sets. The stage changes seamlessly and convincingly between an office with many, many desks, to the office of the head honcho, to several different homes, to a women’s bathroom. It’s very possibly one of the best elaborate sets I’ve seen in recent years, which ensures that the stage is used well and never feels too full or too empty. Even though there may be several set pieces and several actors on stage at a time, the lighting cues are well-designed to focus the action. I just wish there were more dancing.
But the production is all spectacle and no substance. Nine to Five may have championed the feminist movement in the early 1980s, but today it is simply dated. That is not to say that musicals from the 60s or 70s should not be performed today; Hair and Hairspray still resonate today when done as period pieces. But 9 to 5: The Musical is no longer inspirational. In fact, it’s somewhat insulting that it suggests that women can only make their way in the workplace by resorting to underhanded crime; it’s supposed to be funny, but in 2011, it’s cringeworthy. The play is simply out of date. The production isn’t blameless either. Violet is probably the most modern of the women – clever, cynical, charming – but in the song-and-dance number where she is living her dream of being the empowered, career woman, it’s the first time we see her show cleavage. What kind of message is this?
Perhaps the production would seem less dated if it had been put together before the days of Mad Men being a commercial success. But we, as a culture, are already so accustomed to biting, clever commentary on the sexist office politics of the 1960s on Mad Men that it would take a lot to impress us here. 9 to 5 fails to deliver the goods. While Mad Men explores the complexities of pushing towards real culture change in business, 9 to 5 reduces these issues to two-dimensional silliness, which may have worked as empowering escapism in the 1980s, but these days, it just seems petty. Surely there are better fictitious role models out there of women changing the workplace realistically. This plays like Revenge of the Secretaries, and sometimes it’s funny but a lot of the times lines that are supposed to make me laugh, like the intentionally sexist running joke “What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.” just make me cringe and feel uncomfortable.
If a feminist musical is the goal, why not remount My Fair Lady? Compare the inspirational number, “Shine Like the Sun” (“I’m gonna shine like the sun when these clouds roll away from my door. I won’t crawl. I can run. I won’t be at your mercy no more. We’ll be singing it loud/so be proud that we’ve finally won.”) from 9 to 5 ,with the still fantastic and timeless lyrics from “Without You” in My Fair Lady (“Art and music will thrive without you. Somehow Keats will survive without you. And there still will be rain on that plain down in Spain, even that will remain without you. I can do without you.”), which is to say, there are better feminist musicals of the past that are still relevant today.
That being said, if you’re willing to suspend your disbelief, 9 to 5: The Musical is a highly competent production. The cast can sing, act, and entertain, and it’s a very, very polished production.