Snopes.com or: How I Learned to Stop Saving Pop Tabs and Mistrust my Peers
January 23rd, 2012 by Louis Train“Ring Around the Rosie” is not about the Black or Bubonic plague. Don’t believe me? Check it out.
Take a moment to think it over. Then, take a moment to realize just how much of your life you’ve probably spent believing this. You’ve just been Snoped.
Snopes.com is an American website run by Barbara and David Mikkelson dedicated to debunking urban legends and separating truth from public fiction. It’s one of many but undoubtedly the best, in no small part due to the thorough research done on all of the thousands of urban legends in its database. If it’s on Snopes, chances are it’s true.
Much of university life, especially towards the beginning, is rethinking and relearning what we thought we already knew. Our brains are stretched, our ideas tested, our political orientations switched around again and again. We are forced to reevaluate concepts and supposed facts we’ve taken to be self-evident our whole lives and inevitably conclude that they are false, that we were wrong. It’s scary and thrilling. Then again, that describes just about the whole UofT experience.
When, in September, I triumphantly produced a double-sided printout of the Snopes article on pop tab collecting for my family to gape at, I knew I was stirring up trouble. We’d been collecting pop tabs for years, making sure to pick them off the tops of cans before dutifully recycling the rest. We had a whole jar full of them waiting to be shipped off to that organization where they’re made into wheelchairs, or something. I’ll save you the time of reading the article and tell you that pop tabs have no special wheelchair property whatsoever. They’re just plain, old aluminum.
This moment briefly brought my family to a standstill. Years of what we thought was altruism down the drain. We recycled our collection and went on with our lives. We knew the truth and it made us miserable. The thing about debunking is that however important it may be, it’s not often desired. We don’t want to know that that cookie recipe we’ve been distributing is not sticking it to the man, or that the origin for an idiom we’ve been explaining to our friends for years has actually been false. It’s not so much a matter of enjoying self-delusion as it is aversion to uncomfortable truths; we wouldn’t prefer to be right but we don’t like that we’re not.
By the time you are an adult, you’ll probably have reached your own conclusions about the world and will have decided what you believe to be true. It will be difficult then to learn something contrary to what you already believe and, unlike when in university, you will probably react negatively to someone trying to tell you that what you believe is wrong. Now is the perfect time to explore the world of skepticism and debunking, when you’re open to new ideas and willing to accept that pop tabs probably aren’t going to get anyone a new kidney. The best place is to start is Snopes.com.

















